O’Hai Bacon
I’m hopeless, really I am. I do stupid things all the time, most of which I end up thinking are pretty funny. A few years ago I went to work with my shirt on backwards and inside-out. Since I like laughing at myself, I never take these things too seriously.
This morning, after taking a shower, I went into my room and sorted some clothes looking for something to wear. Underneath a couple clothes in the corner there was a plastic bag. And in that plastic bag was….
everyone’s favorite packaged pig, Mr. Bacon. Yes, I’m so not shitting you, there was bacon.. in my room. I actually remember buying that bacon a week or so ago, but it went missing and I figured they just didn’t bag it at Urban Fare (which happens about 50% of the time for me). The reality is that it somehow ended up in a bag in the corner of my room.
Needless to say it went from my room directly into the garbage can. Sad thing is I really wanted bacon after finding it, and now I don’t have any.
The life of a software developer, full of bacon and failure.
Outstanding! It’s surprising you found it before you smelled it.
Eww! O.o At least you know it was packaged well.
Oh. My. God.
ack! if it wasn’t so gross, it would kinda be awesome.
Awesome! A blog about bacon!
I know eh? That’s rad!
…there is never enough bacon. Unless you leave it in the closet.
If you keep loosing your groceries, check your closet first!
Because of the salt & sugar (”ol time” perservers) used in curing bacon do you suppose,you bacon might have still been good?