Ten Reasons Why I Need A Girlfriend
Mar 25
- I just realized I don’t own any glasses, just mugs
- My plants are all dead or dying
- My christmas tree is still up
- I don’t look at bills before I pay them, I typically just pay a random amount and hope it’s right
- I’ve lived in my current apartment for two and a half years, and I still don’t have a bedroom suite or a dresser for my clothes
- I have the boxes for my iMac and my Macbook pro still in the corner of my living room. They make me happy
- I collect wine. But I don’t really drink it.
- I get groceries once a month, and my fridge is about 50% beer
- I have nine cores worth of computing power at home. Somewhere there’s a girl that finds that hot, I just know it
- There are sometimes random pork products around my apartment
7. Undiscovered bacon – but that’s slightly endearing in a packaged meats kinda way.
AAAAHAHAHA. I mean- nah, it’s cool. you don’t need a gf.
Apparently #6 doesn’t have to go away if you have a girlfriend or a wife – just ask John. Or me. They love it, honest, really…
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Hey Duane, I just noticed that you’re a fellow Fizzer. Small world!
I’m hoping for the same thing about #9 one day too haha.
good luck!.. i recognized, the list could have been identical to mine some months ago, when i was a single geek in munich, germany.. and now, i`m in thüringen, germany, small city, small chances to do something like cinema and so on.. but living with my new girlfriend.. and yeah.. seldom pork related stuff around.. ;)
11. I think my life is completely constructed of zeros and ones.
8. Ok, I’m shocked. I shop for groceries every two days (and the worst part – I love it)
it sounds like you need a maid and perhaps an interior designer as well. ;) if you find yourself needing assistance with the drinking of any wine – i’ll take one for the team and help ya out.