How To Be A Winner

Last modified on January 17th, 2008

Eight easy steps:

1. Toss and turn all night
2. Fall asleep at 5am
3. Get up at 9:30am and try to head to work
4. Call a cab, and tell him to take you to work
5. Pay cab driver. Drop money all over the cab and look dumb.
6. Exit cab and close door, making sure to slam your iPod touch in the door
7. Stand there looking at iPod touch drive away with cab driver, only to fall off a half block away
8. Pick up iPod touch on the concrete, now without headphones

9 responses to “How To Be A Winner”

  1. John says:

    Ouch! Touch still work?

  2. Duane Storey says:

    It still turns on.;. No headphones to test it with though.

  3. Jana says:

    Haha.. Poor Duane.. I love how you can make a miserable situation sound funny.
    But I hope your iPod will work

  4. Rebecca says:

    you need one of them headphone adapters that IronBiehler has

  5. brennen says:

    you ain’t had it long. is that a record dumb-ass? did you buy it with Visa?

  6. Duane Storey says:

    It’s fine, just need new headphones.

  7. brennen says:

    ya and scratched to shit. drop it in a puddle and go get a new one through visa

  8. Duane Storey says:

    Visa doesn’t work that way.. I called them about my glasses. They are secondary insurance, not primary. They only cover shit that house insurance doesn’t, and you have to go through house insurance first. So for $500 deductible, it’s not worth it.

  9. Cristina says:

    Poor Sounds like you climbed out of MY bed this morning, and not yours. That kind of stuff happens to me on a daily basis.. 🙂

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