Some random thoughts of mine from a coffee shop.
- Thou shalt know thy order before approaching the counter
- Thou shalt not hog the cream station for extended periods of time
- Thou shalt wipe up thy coffee mess after a spill
- Thou shalt not prefix thy coffee order with more than three descriptive words
- Thou shalt not setup a laptop on a table for six when drinking alone
- Thou shalt not order any item that cannot be reliably pronounced
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s coffee barista
- Thou shalt not order the devil’s brew – “non fat, no-foam, extra hot latte”
- Thou shalt not put 5 cent syrup in a 5 dollar drink
- Thou shalt not spend more on coffee than on RRSPs or 401ks
From Scrubs: “Lemme go ahead and share a little something special with you that I like to call Perry’s Perspective. One: If someone’s standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can’t decide what they want in the half an hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them.”
Hahah, too true.
That was good, thanks for the smiles this morning! Now I am off to go order my usual triple American misto…Make that a quad..it’s Monday.
“Thou shalt not misspell barista”
🙂
Thanks.
Hilarious. I love it.
Thou shalt not allow thine offspring free reign to pester they fellow coffee drinkers.
Thou shalt not chat loudly on thy cell phone whilst waiting on queue.